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Which Product Do You Want to Sell?

Feb 25 2017

Of some people it has been said, "They could sell snow to Eskimos" Actually, they couldn't. No matter how good a sales rep, nobody can sell a weak product for more than a short period of time ("You can fool some of the people some of the time...," etc.). And so it is at the College. There are two high level jobs open now (not counting the Dean of the Faculty, and, ahem, the Provost position). Which one would you like to fill? And where might you stand a better chance of being successful?

Try on the Vice President, Presidential Initiatives and Principal Gifts for size. Phil will have been in Hanover for four years in June, and a capital campaign has long been in the offing, but our President is still searching for a worthy to fill this critical position -- I say "still" because I did a post on June 23, 2016 about the open job. Here's the first part of the current Help Wanted ad:

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My June post cited a memo dated March 8 that announced that Michael Kiefer was leaving as VP. Wow. Phil is gearing up for the capital campaign, and the staffer who is supposed to land the big ones has been gone for a year now.

What does that tell you? It tells me that nobody serious in the fundraising world wants to work with either temperamental Bob Lasher '88 and feckless Phil Hanlon '77 -- whose administration offers almost nothing in the way of checkbook-opening initiatives or leaders who can inspire donors to be generous. It also says that Phil is a terrible jdge of character -- by all reports he still loves Bob Lasher, when all about him have lost respect for the man and his inabilities. Judging character is probably the top requirement for a senior manager.

By way of contrast, let's turn to Tuck, where an Executive Director of Admissions is needed:

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Of course, the College receives many more applications that it has spots, too, but Tuck can offer a unique selling proposition: the smallest of the major b-schools; a tight sense of community; by far the most loyal alumni (as measured by the percentage of graduates who give money each year); and a sense that the school understands itself and is on the move upwards from its already comfortable position in the Top 10.

I'd take that status any day over the drifting College, where good initiatives die on the vine for lack of funding, even as tens of millions of dollars are wasted on nonsense.

Addendum: Note also the distinction between the first paragraphs in each ad. Phil's bunch provides an overview of the general strengths of the institution; Tuck's ad emphasizes today's student experience. Need I say more?

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Michael Beechert's Guide to the Stars: Biology Professor Elizabeth Smith

Feb 24 2017

Dartmouth has a wealth of experienced professors who lead their respective research fields, while also working closely with students -- inspiring them in the classroom and leading them in laboratory environments. And while at Dartblog we talk frequently about problems that need to be fixed at the College, there are still many bright spots. Our professors deserve more recognition for their achievements. As such, this is one of a series of posts that shines a spotlight on the best professors in Hanover:

Elizabeth Smith.jpgElizabeth Smith is the Paul M. Dauton, Jr. Professor of Biological Sciences and the Associate Dean of the Faculty for the Sciences. Her research is focused in the field of cell biology, to which she has made significant contributions during a career that has spanned over two decades.

Smith was educated at Agnes Scott College in the Atlanta suburb of Decatur, GA, where she received a B.A. with Honors in Biology in 1987. She then completed her Ph.D. in Cell and Developmental Biology at Emory University in 1992. Perhaps the humidity got to her, or perhaps not, but in any case Smith departed for colder pastures at the University of Minnesota, where she served as a postdoc from 1992 to 1998. Dartmouth came a-calling thereafter, and Smith has been in Hanover ever since. She received tenure in 2004, the rank of full professor in 2010, and her endowed chair in 2014. In the past few years, Smith has been especially busy when it comes to institutional service: from 2012 to 2015 she was Chair of the Biology Department, and in 2015 she was appointed Associate Dean of the Faculty for the Sciences.

Understanding Smith's work, even on a basic level, may pose a bit of a challenge to those of us who had a tendency to develop sudden headaches during biology lectures in high school. It's well worth the mental effort, though, in light of the fact that Smith's research is both interesting -- even from the perspective of someone without a scientific background -- and applicable to important issues in human health. She sums up the activities of her lab as follows:

We use a combination of genetic, biochemical, structural and functional approaches to dissect the molecular mechanisms which control dynein-driven microtubule sliding to produce the high beat frequency and complex waveforms characteristic of motile eukaryotic cilia/flagella.

Cilia and flagella refer to the thin, wavy organelles -- sub-units or components of a cell -- that protrude outwards from the surface of almost every cell in the human body. There are two types of cilia, non-motile and motile. As the names imply, non-motile cilia do not move, whereas the motile variant do; I personally imagine the latter as the microbiological version of the waving, inflatable people you can see outside many a used car dealership.

Professor Smith focuses on these motile cilia, which perform a variety of essential biological tasks ranging from the circulation of cerebral spinal fluid in the brain and the clearing of debris from the lungs to moving a fertilized egg to a woman's uterus. As such, defects in the formation or behavior of cilia can manifest themselves in a host of problems like hydrocephaly, respiratory difficulties, and infertility.

Cilia perform their functions by beating in coordinated waves that are dictated by an extremely complex process dependent on dynein, a type of protein which is mainly responsible for converting chemical energy into work. To do its job, dynein moves along what are called microtubules, the tiny tubular bodies that form the internal structure of cilia, creating a force that leads to the organelles' characteristic bending motion. The transmission of the signals that regulate dynein movement, and by extension the behavior of cilia, depends in large part on the presence and concentration of molecules such as calcium in a cell. Through research that has been consistently funded to the tune of millions of dollars by the NIH and other organizations, Smith explores the precise mechanisms and variables behind this very complicated dance.

In recent years, Smith has taught a range of undergraduate and graduate courses in the Biology Department, including Cell Structure and Function, Advanced Topics in Cell Biology, and The Molecular Mechanisms of Cellular Responses. She has sat on dozens of undergraduate and graduate thesis committees and has employed numerous students in her laboratory, many of whom have gone on to pursue related careers in academia and industry.

Among Smith's more notable accomplishments, moreover, is the purchase of state-of-the-art microscope work stations for undergraduate biology courses, which was funded by grant money from the NSF's Course, Curriculum, and Laboratory Improvement program. Her initiative here is the reason why students of cell biology at Dartmouth can now take advantage of modern microscopy. Currently, the equipment is shared with students from local schools through outreach programs; access to such advanced technology is unusual for rural areas. And in the little spare time that she has, Smith manages to do things like organize and co-chair this recent Gordon Research Conference, which brought together scientists and clinicians dedicated to understanding mucociliary clearance. Hopefully, this sort of collaboration will lead to new therapies for diseases such as cystic fibrosis.

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Phil, Are You Listening?

Feb 23 2017

At the meeting of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences on Monday, February 13, 2017, the faculty re-ratified the following Statement of Principle:

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Pretty bland stuff, right? Nope. Not at all. These ideas are the faculty's genteel and not so gentle way of telling Phil that he is falling down on the job; the assembled professors were trying to focus our President's attention on what ails his feckless administration and the College. Allow me to translate:

1. Don't abandon the present faculty in favor of your little clusters and pet energy institute.

2. The notion of shared governance has meaning. Ignore the faculty at your peril.

3. Diversity bla-bla-bla. (I believe that by law a reference to diversity and inclusiveness has to appear in all College documents.)

4. We need to be paid like professors at our peer institutions. Now.

5. The place is falling apart, and we don't want a system for allocating space imposed upon us. We need to participate in decisions about new buildings. Too many un-kept promises about renovations and investments have been made in the past.

Phil is on notice now. If he doesn't respond, what will be the faculty's next step?

Addendum: Members of the faculty singly and in groups have been to see Phil to criticize his poor performance as President and the lack of purpose and achievement of his administration. Phil cringes, and in response he can only ask what he can do better. Then nothing happens.

At what point will the College's professors exhaust their patience? As anyone who hires and fires with any frequency can tell you, people don't change. With Phil Hanlon WYSIWYG.

Addendum: An alumnus writes in with a good point:

Note that the diversity boilerplate in the statement says nothing about intellectual diversity.

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