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Martha Beattie, Uh, Retires

Martha Beattie1.jpgVP of Advancement Bob Lasher ‘88 has written to the alumni community to announce the retirement of Office of Alumni Relations head Martha Beattie ‘76. Beattie is about 63 years old, and she is retiring on the eve of the College’s 250th anniversary, and also immediately after the Presidential Summit. Who are we kidding here?

This space has never been a big fan of Martha. Though warm and charming, she couldn’t manage herself out of a paper bag. She just doesn’t have the head for it, even with an Office of Alumni Relations composed of 30 women (and two men). Martha was appointed to run Alumni Relations on June 10, 2010 by Jim Kim, who knew Martha from the Presidential search committee that picked Kim to come to the College for a cup of coffee. Beattie’s only professional experience up until that time had been as a women’s crew coach, though she had participated in numerous alumni activities. How does that qualify her to run Alumni Relations and its multi-million dollar budget? It doesn’t.

My bet is that Martha got the boot for the various fiascos that took place this past weekend at the Presidential Summit. They were the last straw, so to speak.

Addendum: Repeat after me:

BOB FIRES MARTHA. PHIL FIRES BOB. THE TRUSTEES FIRE PHIL.
AND CAROLINE LEAVES ON HER OWN.

Addendum: Here is Bob Lasher’s announcement letter, which was sent directly to many prominent alumni:

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The same text appeared in the College’s official announcement.

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