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What About His Real Alma Mater?

The months go by, and I still can’t figure out why Phil hasn’t invited Kyle Hendricks ‘12 back to the College. At least, his high school did him the honor:

Kyle Hendricks HS Comp.jpg

Kyle would be a big hit on campus. But Phil just doesn’t have that human touch. He goes to Dartmouth sporting events and sits alone with Gail and nobody else. How about working the crowd, drumming up support, recognizing friends and acquaintances, and making people feel like they are at a small college and that he loves it, too.

Addendum: Not everyone can have a full range of talents, but Phil’s main weakness is that he does not recognize his many weaknesses. If he did, he’d have people around him who would advise him to bring people like Kyle back to Hanover. But then Phil feels no need to listen to others. He is an immodest man, even though he has a great deal to be modest about.


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