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Phil’s Litmus Test: Charlotte Johnson
While it’s too early to evaluate just yet the quality of Phil’s performance as President — he’ll only have been here for one year as of June 10 — we can point to one upcoming test that will help us take the measure of the man. Does he have the toughness to make needed decisions as regards personnel? We’ll know soon when Dean of the College Charlotte Johnson’s three-year contract comes up for renewal next month. Pictured on the right with the dearly departed IP, Johnson has overseen three years of uninterrupted student life disasters at the College.
However the capstone on her dubious achievements was her recently recorded commentary to the Freedom Budgeters as they sat camped out in Phil’s office:
“A lot of you know this, too. The President’s top, sort of, chief responsibility, is chief fundraiser, right? So Phil’s out a lot. He’s raising money for the institution. He’s out cultivating donors. That’s what we hired him for. That’s what Presidents do. They raise money because resources are the life’s blood of the institution.”
I had people write to me stating that Johnson should have let go on the spot for such nonsense. But let’s not go that far; we can simply say that if someone like Johnson — a senior administrator at the College in charge of a annual budget in the area of $50,000,000 — doesn’t have a better understanding of the role of upper echelon leaders at Dartmouth than that, then she is suffering from terminal cluelessness. Why the heck is she in such an important job? Well, you know why.
Charlotte seems to say anything that will advance her case. If she wasn’t trained that way, then she learned to lie from the IP, who suffered from the same affliction. When Johnson faces students, they had better have their BS detectors turned up to full power. Read this series of lies to sophomores that we reported on a couple of summers ago:
This summer, when most upperclassmen were out of town, Dean of the College Charlotte Johnson introduced serious changes in the enforcement of the rules concerning the serving and consumption by students of alcohol. Among her ideas were three significant ones: random walk-throughs of students social spaces (private and College-owned); heightened enforcement of a ban on punches; and the obligation that only licensed bartenders serve hard alcohol at student events.
I attended Dean Johnson’s presentation of these ideas, at which the good Dean emphasized that these new policies simply aligned the College with rules in place at schools similar to Dartmouth. Of course, she trotted out Jim Kim’s favorite phrase, “best practices.” (This expression was well on its way to becoming a cliché when I was a Bain consultant in the mid-1980’s; today when you hear it, check your wallet.)
The only problem with the Dean’s assertion is that it is not true.
Phil, if you accept to have a person of such mediocre mind and morality at the very highest level of your administration, then you will continue to preside over a declining institution. Your subordinates must be held accountable, just as the Trustees hold you accountable for the work that you do.
Addendum: A close follower of the College comments:
While reading the article about the Phiesta-inspired altercation in Collis in today’s D, it was impossible to ignore the fact that here is yet another example of the culture that Charlotte has wrought. Many minority students at the College are now exquisitely attuned to even the barest whisper of a cultural slight, and feel entitled to raise hell about it. Way to go, Charlotte! You often hear things from administrators along the lines of “we want a campus that looks like today’s world looks.” Well guess what? This isn’t it. Guillermo Rojas ‘13 would be well-advised not to toss a drink on someone in the “real world” — simply because he does not like what they are wearing.
August 14, 2013
Breaking: Of Crips and Bloods and Memories of Ghetto Parties
History repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce, or sometimes it just repeats itself. From the New York Times on November 30, 1998: At Dartmouth College, white students at a ”ghetto party” dressed…
June 25, 2013
Dean of the College Charlotte Johnson’s War on Students Part (2/2)
Part 1, Part 2 Today’s post again recounts the events that befell the Freshman. However, the content of the Hanover Police department report reproduced in this space yesterday is supplemented by information from my own…
October 18, 2009
When Love Beckoned in 52nd Street
We were at San Francisco’s BIX last evening, enjoying prosecco, cheese, and a bit of music. A full year of inhabitation in Northern California has unraveled to me no decent venue for proper lounging, but…
October 9, 2009
D Afraid of a Little Competish
So our colleague and Dartblog writer Joe Asch informed me that the D has rejected our cunning advertising campaign. Uh-oh. The Dartmouth is widely known as a breeding ground for instant New York Times successes,…
September 4, 2009
How Regents Should Reign
As Dartmouth alumni proceed through the legal hoops necessary to defuse a Board-packing plan—which put in unhappy desuetude an historic 1891 Agreement between alumni and the College guaranteeing a half-democratically-elected Board of Trustees—it strikes one…
August 29, 2009
Election Reform Study Committee
If you are an alum of the College on the Hill, you may have received a number of e-mails of late beseeching your input for a new arm of the College’s Alumni Control Apparatus called…