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A Few Kim Stories
Now that Jim Km has left town, a number of anecdotes are making the rounds from people who otherwise would have been discreet. I guess that when the threat of punishment departs, tongues loosen.
1) The Distinguished Professor Walks Out: At one point, Jim Kim invited one of the College’s top emeritus professors to his office. Ostensibly, Kim wanted to hear about this faculty member’s scholarly work. After the first ten minutes of their meeting, wherein Kim monopolized the conversation talking about his efforts bring low-cost pharmaceuticals to the Third World, the professor asked why the meeting was taking place. Kim responded that he had wanted to meet the professor. The prof turned to Kim and announced that the meeting was over, and he promptly left the office — with Kim rushing after him, pleading for him to stay. I guess that some of our faculty have a low tolerance for being manipulated.2) Jim Throws an Izze Fit: Jim Kim was very concerned about his appearance, and he particularly feared that he was gaining weight in Hanover. He wanted to switch to the diet version of Izze, his favorite drink. But the lo-cal Izze Esque was not distributed in the Upper Valley. No matter. Kim would dispatch an intern on a regular basis to drive down to Manchester to stock up on the beverage. However, on a couple of occasions, the poor intern did not keep tabs on inventory, and our President found himself without his diet soda. Kim’s reproachful tirades, which took place in front of various guests to the presidential office, were the talk of Parkhurst for many weeks.
3) Big Jim Makes Hanover Feel Small: The Town of Hanover’s harsh enforcement of the alcohol laws has repeatedly been the subject of writing in this space. Jim Kim went before the Town of Hanover Selectboard to ask that Hanover’s police exercise the same discretion in enforcing — or rather, not enforcing — the laws against underage drinking as the police forces in other Ivy cities and towns. By all accounts, rather than exhibiting an anthropologist’s subtlety in dealing with local cultures, Kim’s performance led Hanover’s Town fathers to believe that Dartmouth’s President looked down on them as rubes. Needless to say, at the end of the meeting, they were less amenable to changing their position than before it. I guess that the yokels were smart enough to know when someone was talking down to them.
August 14, 2013
Breaking: Of Crips and Bloods and Memories of Ghetto Parties
History repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce, or sometimes it just repeats itself. From the New York Times on November 30, 1998: At Dartmouth College, white students at a ”ghetto party” dressed…
June 25, 2013
Dean of the College Charlotte Johnson’s War on Students Part (2/2)
Part 1, Part 2 Today’s post again recounts the events that befell the Freshman. However, the content of the Hanover Police department report reproduced in this space yesterday is supplemented by information from my own…
October 18, 2009
When Love Beckoned in 52nd Street
We were at San Francisco’s BIX last evening, enjoying prosecco, cheese, and a bit of music. A full year of inhabitation in Northern California has unraveled to me no decent venue for proper lounging, but…
October 9, 2009
D Afraid of a Little Competish
So our colleague and Dartblog writer Joe Asch informed me that the D has rejected our cunning advertising campaign. Uh-oh. The Dartmouth is widely known as a breeding ground for instant New York Times successes,…
September 4, 2009
How Regents Should Reign
As Dartmouth alumni proceed through the legal hoops necessary to defuse a Board-packing plan—which put in unhappy desuetude an historic 1891 Agreement between alumni and the College guaranteeing a half-democratically-elected Board of Trustees—it strikes one…
August 29, 2009
Election Reform Study Committee
If you are an alum of the College on the Hill, you may have received a number of e-mails of late beseeching your input for a new arm of the College’s Alumni Control Apparatus called…