Archived post

This is an archived post. Please click here to see the latest entries.

« All Praise the Valedictorians | Home | Grace in Victory »

Which Figures Would You Use?

The D finally got around to reporting on the Friends of Eleazar Wheelock letter the other day, and in a display of the editorial bias for which the paper is known on campus, the piece quoted the College’s spokesman, Justin Anderson, as follows:

The College’s investments in trustee-related funds and companies have allowed the College to succeed financially, according to Anderson.

“Had we chosen to exclude these funds as an option for our investment staff simply because of a connection to an alumnus or trustee, our endowment returns would have been lower,” he said. “Overall, Dartmouth’s endowment has performed in the top-quartile for the 10-year period ending June 30, 2011 within three applicable universes of higher education and/or non-profit institutions.”

Well, well. That doesn’t sound too bad, does it? But shouldn’t The D’s reporters have gone a little further and done some research concerning the endowment’s comparative performance? It’s not as if the College’s spokesman is just going to give them the homespun truth.

Actually, our young journalists had no need to do any digging — Dartblog has already done the work for them. As this space has reported repeatedly, the College’s endowment showed the highest appreciation in the Ivy League between 1990-2000 and the lowest growth between 2000-2011 (see here, here, and here).

In an institution where students — though perhaps not the editors of The D — take classes in statistics, isn’t it obvious that the peer institutions against whom Dartmouth should measure itself are the other Ivies, or at least other big-endowment schools: currently there are about 30 educational institutions with endowments over two billion dollars. Not a hodgepodge of non-profits and schools big and small. But no, The D unreflectingly parrots the College spokesman’s self-serving presentation of Dartmouth being in “the top-quartile … within three applicable universes of higher education and/or non-profit institutions.” Geez. Imagine if a College official boasted that Dartmouth students are in the top quartile of all students. While that may be true, such a figure hides a lot more than it reveals.

Why does The D consistently shill for the administration? Out of some misguided love for Dartmouth? Or in order to curry favor with the folks from Parkhurst who so enjoy taking the editors to lunch? Or because the paper’s reporters are plain lazy?

The answer is beyond me. But what is clear is that by covering up the truth regarding the endowment’s woefully poor financial performance over the past decade, The D is not helping students, faculty, staff and alumni come to grips with the reality of Dartmouth’s declining financial situation.

Addendum: If you want to look for yourself at the endowment performance of all major colleges and universities, the National Association of College and University Business Officers (NACUBO)-Commonfund Study of Endowments for 2011 is here, and the Association’s historic data for schools back to 1990 is here.


Featured posts

  • August 14, 2013
    Breaking: Of Crips and Bloods and Memories of Ghetto Parties
    History repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce, or sometimes it just repeats itself. From the New York Times on November 30, 1998: At Dartmouth College, white students at a ”ghetto party” dressed…
  • June 25, 2013
    Dean of the College Charlotte Johnson’s War on Students Part (2/2)
    Part 1, Part 2 Today’s post again recounts the events that befell the Freshman. However, the content of the Hanover Police department report reproduced in this space yesterday is supplemented by information from my own…
  • October 18, 2009
    When Love Beckoned in 52nd Street
    We were at San Francisco’s BIX last evening, enjoying prosecco, cheese, and a bit of music. A full year of inhabitation in Northern California has unraveled to me no decent venue for proper lounging, but…
  • October 9, 2009
    D Afraid of a Little Competish
    So our colleague and Dartblog writer Joe Asch informed me that the D has rejected our cunning advertising campaign. Uh-oh. The Dartmouth is widely known as a breeding ground for instant New York Times successes,…
  • September 4, 2009
    How Regents Should Reign
    As Dartmouth alumni proceed through the legal hoops necessary to defuse a Board-packing plan—which put in unhappy desuetude an historic 1891 Agreement between alumni and the College guaranteeing a half-democratically-elected Board of Trustees—it strikes one…
  • August 29, 2009
    Election Reform Study Committee
    If you are an alum of the College on the Hill, you may have received a number of e-mails of late beseeching your input for a new arm of the College’s Alumni Control Apparatus called…

Dartblog Specials

Subscribe by Email

Enter your email address:

Help, Pecuniarily

Please note

This website reflects the personal opinions of its authors. Any e-mails received may be published along with the full name of the sender. If you wish otherwise, please say so.

All content appearing at should be presumed copyright 2004-2018 its respective bylined author unless otherwise noted or unless linked to original source.




May 2018
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31