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– Forwarded message from “Dartmouth Yale Enthusiasts” –
>Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:46:41 -0400
>From: “Dartmouth Yale Enthusiasts”
>To: Dartmouth.Yale.Enthusiasts@gmail.com
>Subject: Join the Dartmouth Yale Enthusiasts!

On the eve of yet another painfully plebian year at Dartmouth College —
that hovel in the woods — we understand that your spirits might get a
little down. Fret not! You may yet gain acceptance to a real university:
Yale.

The Dartmouth Yale Enthusiasts is a group of aspiring Yale undergraduates,
providing support to one another during our (hopefully brief) intermediary
period here at Dartmouth. We provide transfer application support, interview
preparation, and standardized test reviews. Additionally, we have social
events that make the experience at what is not Yale a little bit more like
if it were Yale.

For other Yale facts and to learn more about our exciting organization,
please view our brief, informative orientation video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOQP738hnPY

Also join us for our annual “Calhoun College Master’s Tea” at 9:00 PM,
September 30, in 204 Robinson Hall. Our special guest will be the corpse of
Joe Lieberman Y’64. Calhoun College-style dress is required.

Hope to see you there! Go Elis!

- Dartmouth Yale Enthusiasts

The DYE is supported by:
* The Jets
* The Sharks
* Clint Howard Fan Club
* Dartmouth Competitive Eating
* French & Indian War Reenactment Society
* Dartmouth Dadaists
* Tom Crady’s secret life

Credit, of course, to the Jack O’ Lantern.