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As finals approach and the health of eating habits decline in the interests of time and ease, I present two college snacks for your interests.

Snack 1 is a variation on the bacon cheeseburger, consisting of up to a full pound of hamburger meat, grilled onions, cheddar cheese, and 5 strips of bacon. Also Krispy Kreme glazed donuts are used in place of hamburger buns. Known as the Luther Burger, this culinary creation may cause the eater to fall asleep after consuming.

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Snack 2 is a variation of the chicken parm sandwich. This sandwich in particular is served by Michael’s lunch truck at UPenn. The most extreme combination consists of a hoagie roll with chicken fingers, tomato sauce, chipped steak, cheese whiz, mozzarella sticks, and french fries. This sandwich, “Big Fat Jimmy’s Sister,” is aptly referred to as a “monstrosity of metabolism” and “an artery clogging godsend.”

On an entirely unrelated note, stay tuned for my post on the problem of obesity.

Happy snacking!

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