Archived post

This is an archived post. Please click here to see the latest entries.

« Liberal Paradox | Home | A Lesson About Murder »


The World Is a Sumo Wrestling Match

One risky thing that politicans sometimes do is to point to an opponent and mention something that he’s done—some electioneering tactic. The move plays to a common desire built in to the electorate: the desire for politicians who are not politicians. Who do nothing. (Coolidge was wonderful in his apathy.) A danger attends, though: Attack your opponent for, say encouraging military veterans to air television commercials undermining your valor, and your opponent will note that you provoked articles in the newspaper claiming that he shirked his military dutes. In other words: everyone works to maximize his own profit, always. Calling attention to your opponent’s activities in pursuance of that goal can purchase short-term points, but it is only a matter of time before people realize that you are electioneering cavalierly, too.

Anyway, this truth came to mind when I read a news article about Russian President Vladimir Putin’s recent speech in Munich, Germany. Putin’s thesis is that the United States of America is “attempting to force its will on the world.” Well, that’s about right, in the sense that a sovereign nation, adrift in the anarchic sea of nations, always endeavors to increase its health. The only hale policy is actively to defend against viruses. Putin has not made any remarkable observation, and hasn’t exhaled any long-held secret. He’s described the foreign policy of every able nation. He’s describing Moscow’s frenzied buy-up of natural resources within its borders and without. He’s describing why he orders his intelligence people to murder political leaders whom he doesn’t like. And he’s describing the nascent American missile defense system in the Czech Republic.

But Putin knows this. Witness his next few lines:

Attacking the concept of a “unipolar” world in which the United States was the sole superpower, he said: “What is a unipolar world? No matter how we beautify this term it means one single center of power, one single center of force and one single master.”

“It has nothing in common with democracy because that is the opinion of the majority taking into account the minority opinion,” he told the gathering of top security and defense officials.

Perhaps some clarity is in order. Clarification one: The world is already unipolar, if unipolar is understood as the remainder when you remove “bipolar” and “multipolar” as options. The United States can project force in ways that no other state can, and the United States has a strategic nuclear shooting solution on every other state, and in almost every scenario we have survivable second strike ability. There is no counterbalance. It has been this way for a while. And yet in the congressional well our biggest territorial debate is over whether Puerto Rico should become the fifty-first state. (They do not want to, because they do not want to pay our taxes.)

Clarification two: Unipolarity has nothing whatever to do with masterhood. That the unipolar America desires not to be any kind of oppressive master is proven in the fact that our War on Terror has involved something less than destruction of the several enemy states. Something binds America. And it isn’t the “norms” dreamed up by bureaucrats working for non-governmental organizations. It is the deceny of the American people. They desire health, and they desire not to obtain it at the detriment of others.

Clarification three: Unipolarity is antithetical to democracy, that’s true. This is why, to take an example, Vladimir Putin’s increasingly dictatorial rule in Russia is cause for concern—because Russia is supposed to be a democracy, and Putin operates undemocratically. (Or at least illiberally.) The international system, though, isn’t democratic at all. It is a collection of behemoths, each throwing its weight around until it is satisfied. The international system is a sumo wrestling match, not a senate. But one can immediately understand why the lightweights would like for it to be a simple parliament. Such a system of equal representation would magnify their power out of proportion with that power history has afforded them by virtue of their ideals and deeds. In calling for proportion—for democracy—Putin is agitating for the tyranny of the discredited.

So, when he says, “[p]eople are always teaching us democracy but the people who teach us democracy don’t want to learn it themselves,” he has it exactly backward. And Putin is speaking more than a little hypocritically. He, after all, is not democracy’s exemplar, and Russia anyway maximizes its influence in the world with the self-same zeal as does the United States.

Best-of-Logo-2014_dartblog.gif

Featured posts

  • August 14, 2013
    Breaking: Of Crips and Bloods and Memories of Ghetto Parties
    History repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farce, or sometimes it just repeats itself. From the New York Times on November 30, 1998: At Dartmouth College, white students at a ”ghetto party” dressed…
  • June 25, 2013
    Dean of the College Charlotte Johnson’s War on Students Part (2/2)
    Part 1, Part 2 Today’s post again recounts the events that befell the Freshman. However, the content of the Hanover Police department report reproduced in this space yesterday is supplemented by information from my own…
  • October 18, 2009
    When Love Beckoned in 52nd Street
    We were at San Francisco’s BIX last evening, enjoying prosecco, cheese, and a bit of music. A full year of inhabitation in Northern California has unraveled to me no decent venue for proper lounging, but…
  • October 9, 2009
    D Afraid of a Little Competish
    So our colleague and Dartblog writer Joe Asch informed me that the D has rejected our cunning advertising campaign. Uh-oh. The Dartmouth is widely known as a breeding ground for instant New York Times successes,…
  • September 4, 2009
    How Regents Should Reign
    As Dartmouth alumni proceed through the legal hoops necessary to defuse a Board-packing plan—which put in unhappy desuetude an historic 1891 Agreement between alumni and the College guaranteeing a half-democratically-elected Board of Trustees—it strikes one…
  • August 29, 2009
    Election Reform Study Committee
    If you are an alum of the College on the Hill, you may have received a number of e-mails of late beseeching your input for a new arm of the College’s Alumni Control Apparatus called…

Dartblog Specials

Subscribe by Email

Enter your email address:

Help, Pecuniarily

Please note

This website reflects the personal opinions of its authors. Any e-mails received may be published along with the full name of the sender. If you wish otherwise, please say so.

All content appearing at Dartblog.com should be presumed copyright 2004-2018 its respective bylined author unless otherwise noted or unless linked to original source.

Advertisement



admin

Calendar

June 2018
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30

Search

Archives

Links