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by Joe Malchow on December 12, 2006 / /

Lindsay Lohan is that girl with all the freckles who’s in all the movies. In addition to the freckles and the movies, she is evidently an alcoholic. She has been a member of Alcoholics Anonymous for the past year. She’s also twenty years old. And she, the befreckled twenty-year-old lush of an actor, wants us all to know that she hasn’t had a drop to drink in seven days. You can read about her accomplishment at CNN. One dearly hopes that little girls who are fans of Lohan aren’t able to access news stories like this one.

God, standards are low.

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