Tuesday, August 15, 2006
The Eminently-Quotable Scott Adams on the Israel/Hezbollah War (01:40 PM) - Heh. “You have to love a war where both sides win. The only part I didn’t understand was why they stopped fighting. It seemed to me that the longer they fought, the more winning both sides would enjoy.”…
Even More Dancing in the Streets (09:26 AM) - I mentioned earlier this morning that Hezbollah’s various cheerleaders seem just pleased as punch with the way things have fadged. Count the mad Iranians in with them, too. Gosh, what a swell victory: Both the Americans and the Iranians are…
Nancy Pelosi Misunderstands Verbified Popular Culture Reference (09:09 AM) - ‘To Swift Boat’, Nancy Pelosi mysteriously has forgotten, means to expose a hidden truth. Like sedition, for example, or a pathological tendency to accuse one’s countrymen of rape and mass murder in the well of Congress in order to earn…
The Ivy League: Now Leaking Like a Sieve (08:53 AM) - Some anonymous men and gals have launched IvyLeak.com, a rumor-mongering site for and about the traditionally straitlaced and decorous Ancient Eight student body. What dark underbelly will the site expose? I think we ought to stay tuned….
U.N. Mulls Cease Fire in War on Terror, Too (08:38 AM) - Just in from the Upper East Side:Now that President George Bush has declared Hezbollah defeated by its acceptance of the terms of a U.N. cease fire in Lebanon, the United States today will press the Security Council to grant it…
Two Headlines This Dim Morn (07:19 AM) - Fox News has the following: “Bush: Stopping Iran Support for Hezbollah Is Key to Mideast Cease-Fire” And the Associated Press has this: “Iran cleric warns Israel to fear missiles” They were posted just hours apart. The Islamist terrorist world certainly…
Ceasefire Agreements are for the Honorbound (07:05 AM) - Hezbollah is still launching missiles from its civilian armament camps, by the bye. I think it is unfortunate but true that the free world has once again failed to vanquish its able enemy, once again thanks to the speedy intercession…