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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Forget the Oil Spot Theory

Scott Adams has an idea for defeating Islamism:

We offer to donate $25 million to al-quayduh if one of the noble jihadists will assist Bin Laden in achieving martyrdom. We might have to sweeten the deal with some free prizes, such as scraggly beard trimmers or a zipper.

We wouldn’t have to actually pay the $25 million. We could just drop a 500 pound bomb on the guy that tries to collect it. Some would call that unethical, but there’s a fine line between bombing and marketing.

Posted on June 13, 2006 07:41 AM. Permalink